hooved:
“hooved:
“hooved:
“his name is eBay
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my beautiful radioactive son eBay who i must never hug lest i become inflicted with a sickness. some days i think it would be worth it
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someone tagged this as “plush” so i thought i should let you all...

hooved:

hooved:

hooved:

his name is eBay

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my beautiful radioactive son eBay who i must never hug lest i become inflicted with a sickness. some days i think it would be worth it

someone tagged this as “plush” so i thought i should let you all know this is a donkey kong shaped pipe. you put your weed on top of his ass and you have to suck through his mouth

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marisatomay:

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twitter is hell but i really hope it doesn’t actually die because this is in contention for the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life

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*runs straight into this post like a bird into a window*